Identify the Naked Slice Burglar, and you could get free pizza for life. That’s the word from the Slice of Towson pizzeria in Towson, MD., where a burglar-sans-clothes broke in and caused at least $3,000 worth of damage earlier this month. The man broke into the restaurant through a grill vent, and while he was crawling through the vent his sweatpants got stuck, restaurant owner Paul Rizas told the Baltimore Sun.  The man later took his shirt off and ransacked the restaurant completely naked, according to Rizas and surveillance images of the man inside the restaurant released by Baltimore County police. Rizas said told the Sun he couldn’t afford thousands of dollars for a reward, but could offer a life-time supply of pizza to whoever provided information leading to the man’s arrest. It could be a pizza a week forever, or a slice a day, Rizas said. The burglar couldn’t get the computerized cash register system open, so he escaped with nothing—including his clothes.  READ MORE